The greatest advert EVER. Tatoo on MY back !!! Start Price USD 2,000,000.00 Current Price USD 2,000,000.00 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Saturday, August 16, 2008 End Time Tuesday, August 26, 2008 Location Swarzędz, WIELKOPOLSKIE See more about 'The greatest advert EVER. Tatoo on MY back !!!' Description Hello.   I would like to present you a great possibility of advertising.   My idea is very simple, but it gives incredibly possibility of dissemination of advertisements Your company. If You want to create history I invite You to read the hole text.   What am I going to sell?   I sell the advert place on my back. If you buy it, you can make on my back tatoo with your advert. On this auction I sell 1/5 of my back in position 1. Something about 30x10 cm (It can be more but not less then 30x10 cm).   I reserve a right not to tatoo a fascist, racist, religion or satanism names or symbols. I reserve a right not to tatoo anything which is not socially accepted (sex, drugs, violence, and similar).   We start auction from 2 000 000 dollars (say: two million dollars). You think it is very much? But read what will happen with this money. All position will be sell at least for 2 mln dollars, so 5 positions give us 10 mln dollars, but not all of this money go for me. I take only 15% of this sum, the rest will be used for great worldwide advert. But there is something else: -         if auction get more than 20 000 000 dollars I get 12% of this sum , -         if auction get more than 30 000 000 dollars I get 10% of this sum, -         if auction get more than 50 000 000 dollars I get 8% of this sum, -         if auction get more than 100 000 000 dollars I get 5% of this sum.      I will visit the most famous cities and places in the world and show there my back with tatoo advert of all 5 firms. I will wear special shirt which will show my tatoo and show world the greates worldwide advert. If more money you bid then we have more money for advert so we can make more things to people get know us. We create team which will travel with me and make material (photos and video) that we can put in special web site. I have more ideas how to make it famous and known in whole world.   Befor you think it is stupid idea please, read it again or contact me via e-mail. I am a person which want to change the world, I want to show world how good are your company, how all of us can change the world.   Why is it good idea? Few things: -         you take part in the most known advertisement in the world -         we make use of money from all of 5 firms, so it is a big sum of money -         we make advert in the whole world, so everybody can know us and the firms which take part in this -         we help a charitable organization -         we fight in the same team against poor, hunger, disasters etc. -         media (tv, radio etc.) will invite me for interviews, because they want to know how it starts and many other things, so we will be recogniseable -         we show that our advert is good for the world and the world do not forget us, we will be part of great history   Why me? Because: -         I want to show world that there are good people, like me -         I want to cooperate with professional people, because they know what they want and I know that I can meet this expectations -         I am loyal and full of ideas so you will be satisfied from me -         I want to spend my time to get know You and Your goals, so we can cooperate succesfully -         If You know me You will see that I can made it happen, so I wait to see You.   And I want to help my girl to get from illness. She suffer from stomach ulcer. And I do this to help her, to show her that she can rely on me. I want to earn this money in this way, I do not want to beg fot this money, I want to earn it in this way, because I am good in this, I am good as a showman so why not make use of this.   All of this will be sign by appropriate contract, which will satisfy all of us. Term of an agreement will last 3 years (after auction get more than 100 000 000 dollars we extend the term of an agreement to 4 years). So during this time I will travel and advertise my back with tatoo of your advert. We start earliest at 10 of April 2009. Befor this date we must prepare plan of this multi-level advert. Very important !!! The all auction will be valid only if I get at least 2 000 000 dollars for each position. So if I do not sell one position the other will not be valid. Although other firms can buy this place (which wont be sell) together for 2 000 000 dollars and make only 4 positions.   And please do not try to get know who I am. I do not want to be recogniseable befor the auction will be a great success.   There are people which want to be scientist, diver, taki driver, artist or boxer, and they want to do they job, this is they destiny. I know that my destiny is to be famous superstar and to get know better all people. If you want to know anybody you must to get know what he is doing and try to do that, for example if you want that postman will understand you, you must to understand him and try to deliver letter as well as he do this, so than you know how hard is his work and want he need, what are his dreams.   I believe in this idea, what I need is You to believe. Please do not miss this opportunity.   If I do not make this you will hear about me in this or another way ! I will not give up !  Thank you for your time.   Best wisches Francesco Bergmansson.   “In the end of life you realise how important were decisions made in the beginning” Place a Bid!